Rides Roads and Ronman

There are legends and stories all over the world of strange yet true creatures.  All of us either know or know of one of these mysteries.  Perhaps you remember from some of my previous writings that I’ve seen one such creature.  I would be remiss if I didn’t take a moment warn you of what’s to come.  If reading about such legends and creatures gives you the creeps then please don’t read any further.

These words are going to try to convey to you what I’ve recently experienced.  Please understand that it still makes my skin crawl when I think about what I’m going to tell you.

Legend has it that this creature has been around for a long long time.  Should you ever have the misfortune of an encounter you’ll see what I mean.  Most folks experience sightings in Kentucky.  I don’t just mean one particular area or region of Kentucky either.  From the far west around Paducah all the way east to Ashland he’s been known to prey on unsuspecting women.  That’s right women.  You see the LoveBuzzard has some sort of unnatural power that draws woman folk to him.  Many report smelling a fowl oder just before he swoops down upon them.

The ride I’m about to tell you about was just a simple little gathering of friends.  A breakfast ride that would be extended across the fabled LoveBuzzard 100 highway. Some folks say this highway has another name.  You can see by the photograph that they have even erected a marker to throw people off.  Those who’ve experienced it know otherwise.  Soon more people would understand that this road isn’t a safe and scenic journey like they thought.

Since the LoveBuzzard’s age is not know we can only say he’s be around many a decade if not many a century.  You see he seems to prey upon ladies as they take in historic places such as the “Old Mulkey Meeting House” located just outside of Tompkinsville Kentucky.  Some folks say that the LoveBuzzard was around these parts even before Mulkey Meeting House.I was minding my own business like I always do and simply taking a few photographs when suddenly the hair stood up on the back of my neck.  I heard blood curdling screams coming from over near the meeting-house.  What on earth could be wrong?  I looked up searching for the commotion.  I had my trusty camera at the ready so that I could document whatever it was.  Rounding the building I was in utter amazement.  Let me warn you this next photo is graphic.  Some may find it offensive and disturbing.  Don’t say you weren’t warned.I’m only putting this photo up here in the hopes that it will save some others from falling under the spell that these beautiful ladies did.  You can see their eyes are all glazed over.  They have lost all control of their faculties.  What else could explain their actions.  Who in their right mind would be so close and even touching this ……… this……….snaggle toothed, pot-bellied, smelly, double naught………..LoveBuzzard……………………….I can’t go on…………..

Ride Safe,

Ronman