Think about it for a minute if you would. It’s really a true statement. I don’t mean to belittle either of the two. In fact I believe I’m complimenting both. Let’s just make a list and see what we have, shall we.
Pipes are a thing of beauty-Women are beautiful
Pipes come in many shapes, sizes and designs-Women have many various shapes, sizes and each has her own style
Pipes are a means of relaxing-Women are very fun to relax with
Pipes are used to enjoy the flavor of the tobacco rolling over your pallet-Women each have a special scent, smell or flavor that they share so that we can enjoy being with them
Pipes can be cherished and enjoyed for a lifetime-Women can be cherished and enjoyed for a lifetime
Pipes become wet when they are too hot. The tobacco oozes it’s moisture-Women get wet when they get turned on and hot.To rectify either one it takes a good probing.
Wouldn’t you now agree that pipes are like women?